What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:01

Diamonds Are Forever
You Only Live Twice
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
My friend asked my crush and he said my crush hates me but not in a rude way. What does that mean?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why is that Hag Hillary Clinton so quiet these days? She is the dog that isn't barking
A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Octopussy
Goldfinger
Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
What would happen if the Earth stopped spinning for one minute?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What do you do you do if your motorcycle chain snaps while riding on the highway?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-J W Pepper
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.